SBC. Nicknames. (This is kind of unfair!)

It's day 6 for the Summer Blog Challenge and I'm feeling a little blue about it.  Today's prompt is...

What are some nicknames you have and why?

You know what?  I can't think of any real nicknames people have for me!  I mean, there are people I talk to sporadically that call me random things.  Mama E is one... But the reason behind that is pretty darn obvious.

Aside from that one, my mom calls me Ibis.  Not often any more but when I was little she did all the time.  And you know what?  I don't know why.  I should have her guest post the reason.  I know you're all dying to know.

When I was a kid, my dad called me Peabody.  Again... don't ask me why!  I just don't know.

The most recent "nickname" I have is "Cobra."  Only on occasion and only from Jon.  This is because I"m graceful and dangerous, much like a cobra.  Sigh.  Okay, that's not true. The reason Jon calls me cobra is kind of weird.

I say/do a lot of things that make him laugh or roll his eyes.  You know, silly things.  And his response is to call me a Goober. Every time.  However, one fateful day, Jon decided to call me Goober over text.  And was auto corrected. Apparently, in auto correct land the proper spelling for Goober is Cobra.

And so I became Cobra.  But only when I do something stupid!

See... no consistent nicknames here.  I think I need one.  And so I dub myself Empress Amazicon.
...Or not.